Just turned the tv on to find a fully grown bloke dressed as a fucking baby! Worse still he was being bottle fed AND if I didn't turn it over quick enough it would of been 'nappy changing time' yes... He did just shit himself!
I can't understand it to be honest but these guys pay good money to fulfil their urges! Some even have families!! I can see it now "babe im hungry so im just nipping over to barbaras for my bottle. I also need the biggest shit ever so can u hurry up and help me get into this nappy. did u pack my giant dummy and have u got me a clean onesie I spewed all over the other one"
Surely no wife would put up with that?
I feel sorry for the kids, imagine getting picked up at school by 'the big bouncing baby Bri' the cheecky twat would probably expect you to push him home in a fucking wheelbarrow to make him feel as though he was in a pram.
Pfffft
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