A few terrible jokes my dad forgets he's already told me...Over and over and over again;
What's the most common owl in England? A Teatowl
Why was the chicken stuck in the middle of the road? Because it had chewing gum stuck to its foot
How did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot
What do you call a women in the distance? Dot
What do you call a woman tied to a goal post? Anet
What o you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a guy in a bush? Russell
What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head? Cliff
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